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lunes, 16 de mayo de 2011

What will you miss the most from high school?


What will you miss the most from high school?
Exams… no I’m kidding again, well, this is a hard one, I don’t know what I will miss, easy work is not, because now days I’m working from 6 to 6 ;/, and I also won’t miss the parties and so, because in University they get much more wild. I won’t miss the classes, because I hate them (excepting English l class which I love the most… or hate the less? LOL). I do will miss the lake… no wait, the UNAM has a lake, never mind. Amm… I won’t miss the library, the UNAM has a bigger one. I won’t miss my classmates, well… I don’t know, maybe a little, not so sure XD.
But if there is something I do will miss that will be not having semiannual exams, GOD I hate them, I hope that in collage I will be able to exempt them, otherwise I´ll fail :/
 Man, do I love College

Pros and Cons of Exams


Pros and Cons Of Exams
I would love to have a little table where I can put them… Oh!! It looks like I can have one =) I’m happy now.
Pros
Cons
They are a great way to know how retarded are you
If you are a retarded, then you must hate exams
They show you what you should try to learn again
They show you how lost you are
They are a great tool for giving grades
They are a great tool to fail
They are very easy to prepare
The last pro is “fake”
They are environment friendly
Dha!! They are made of paper, you tree killer
They are easy to put on the fridge with magnets
Of course, try it on “Enlaze” or “UNAM” or “CENEVAL” exams… Dha!
They are enjoyable
It looks like you haven’t had a philosophy exam
Exams are straight
So now you are homophobic?!
Exams are cool
Exams are a pretty easy way to lose self-esteem and personal confidence.
Exams are made of Chocolate
No, they are made of perversion and unicorn vomit
Not even teachers enjoy exams, they have to revise & qualify them!!!
Now some explicit pics, enjoy:

3 reasons why Spanish should be the most spoken language

3 reasons why Spanish should be the most spoken language
I love lists of three, so here they are:
1)      The “español” or Spanish (how not so sexy people calls it) have much more words, and is more complex, the grammar and the syntax is way more sexy and sensual (what I mean is that you can be much more specific at describing something),.
2)      Many other languages are similar to Spanish, so much, that if you are an Spanish native speaker, you will be able to talk with a French, an Italian and a Portuguese (or Brazilian). Of course you will have some difficulties, all in all they are different languages, but still similar.
3)      The third one, and the most important one is that Spanish is spoken in the 1/3 part of the world (as an official first language of the country). All Latin America, Spain, Morocco, and some other places all around the world.
Even though,  Chinese should be the most spoken language, just because of the great amount of people that speaks it, but it is too damn hard to be learnt by anyone, not like English, that even a retard can successfully speak (ask Forest Gump). 
 Here you have more explanations of why English shouldn’t be the world’s "lanaguage"

Why does school exist!!!!?


Why does school exist!!!!?
One of the great mysteries of our era. The answers: many; the correct responses: 1.
School exist because otherwise our parent would have to look after us all day long, they need a break, even if it is just for 7 hour a day. The teachers pretend to show us teach us about the world, and mathematics, and physics, and philosophy, and literature, and Spanish, and English, and French, and biology, and law & order, and many many many other things. But what most of us don’t know, is that all that is fake, just a weird creepy experiment which they use to control our minds, if we didn’t went to school our life would be full with questions, if I’m wrong, ¿Why does little kids have so many questions? Because when they grow up (and go to school) the questions decreases and decreases, until having no more question about anything. School kills brains. 
 The picture over here, shows you what teachers aredoing while you are "learning".

What does come to my mind when I think about “end”?


What does come to my mind when I think about “end”?
Apocalypse, seek and destroy… no I’m kidding with you, when I think about end, the first thing that comes to my mind is the right opposite, begin or start. Why, well I have no good explanation for this, I think it is because it’s a cycle, if it has an end, it must had had a beginning… excepting for God, and all those metaphysics problems, which I don’t want to talk about, because it is so polemic, and I don’t want to fight with no one… even if God does not exist… got you, kidding again. Personally I´m not sure, I don’t think that God is an old white person, with a long gray bread and a huge magnifying glass, that is looking at us, searching for any kind of bad behavior.
Yes... i know, God with long gray bread looks great, but still dont belive it.

How I see myself in 10 years


How I see myself in 10 years
If nothing goes wrong, I hope I’ll have ended collage, and with a little bit of luck, also a masters in psychology.
If I’m lucky, I will be living with my “girlfriend” (that’s right, I don’t want to marry), who I hope I will have a kid with.  I want to be a young father (not so young, if I had my kid at 28 years of age, it would be great) because I want to be able to play with my kid until he is old enough to forget about me (15 or 18 years old) and even then, be able to play some sports from times to times.
I would love to live in Switzerland, but I’m not so sure that that will be possible, but if it is not, I would love to live in any other cold place, because warm kills me.
 This time the picture is a random one, i choose it from my personal galery, but it does not make any sense. By the way, it migth be copyrigthed so, if the author is reading this, im not taking any recognicement for this. :)